"50 Shades of Hay"

 

Yes, of course, "50 Shades of Hay" must be a bestseller in the horse community! I wonder who wrote it, but I suspect that the author of this erotic masterpiece may be some retired, but sprightly spinster horse, out of her harness, and still full of "IT". As it is, several human spinsters, like e.g. Jane Austen and the Bronte-sisters, have proved that what it takes to write truly passionate stories is a good imagination and the way with words that conduct that feeling to the readers. 

The fairest filly of the stable may be blushing, although we can't see it for the fur on her cheeks. She is full of Oomph, and just about to neigh her approval of the horsey writer and her bestseller. Hay is the name of the game!

 

Even the most innocent and even virginal of all the pretty "My ponies" are impressed with the unbeatable imagination of the writer. However, I bet that her brother, Biggy Pony, strangely enough, wouldn't understand what it's all about. Just as it is in the world of humans, women understand the porn of men. They may not like it, but they do understand it. Men, on the other hand, will not be able to appreciate what in its very nature is porn for women.